19/Gay/Eccentric as fuck


talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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Friend:I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me:thank god


No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

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you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

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